selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
hiryu96: kitty-cat-angel: flower-fairie: you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish I had to. You nailed it.
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom #it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life I swear everyone on this site is high.
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower